Count to 1,000,000

[ZenBuddhist]

56 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Women in underclothing:

 

1001 nights of nuptial consummation — 1000 of those only to get undressed.

farm girl's best friend:

[Psalam]

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33 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

1001 nights of nuptial consummation — 1000 of those only to get undressed.

farm girl's best friend:

 

I expect a farm girl's best friend looks more like this:

 

 

Lot 392: Madison Double Derringer .38 Special Cal. (Serial # 9771

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I expect a farm girl's best friend looks more like this:

farm girl vs. city boy .... Let me guess a city boy's best friend ?

[Psalam]

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40 minutes ago, worik said:

farm girl vs. city boy .... Let me guess a city boy's best friend ?

 

 

Then again it may be this (for less than $97.73 USD):

 

[ZenBuddhist]

28 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Then again it may be this (for less than $97.73 USD):

 

or perhaps this?

 

[worik]

57 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

or perhaps this?

Is it the new dress code at ...

 

? ?

 

[Psalam]

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38 minutes ago, worik said:

Is it the new dress code at ...

 

 

? ?

 

 

Nah. I think this is the uniform there (available for less than $97.76 USD):

 

[ZenBuddhist]

4 hours ago, Psalam said:

Nah. I think this is the uniform there (available for less than $97.76 USD):

 

Captain Picard; "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."

[worik]

1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said:

Captain Picard; "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."

Make sure to have the right cables

[Psalam]

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4 hours ago, worik said:

Make sure to have the right cables

 

 

And the right stick:

 

 

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[worik]

27 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And the right stick:

The camera guy in the background has lost his battery pack

Please give it back to him, before he fails to capture the new world record.

[Psalam]

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16 minutes ago, worik said:

The camera guy in the background has lost his battery pack

 

Please give it back to him, before he fails to capture the new world record.

 

Too late! THEY are coming for him:

 

 

9781 - Czech - Air Force Mil Mi-171

[ZenBuddhist]

3 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Too late! THEY are coming for him:

 

better give him a ring. his phone number, in case you need it:

 

 

[Psalam]

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3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

better give him a ring. his phone number, in case you need it:

 

I think this guy may have been calling for pizza (vegetarian, of course):

 

 

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[ZenBuddhist]

22 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I think this guy may have been calling for pizza (vegetarian, of course):

 

possibly; nonetheless, i was told it's likely to be one of these kids:

 

 

[Psalam]

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2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

possibly; nonetheless, i was told it's likely to be one of these kids:

 

Then pack 'em up:

 

[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

Then pack 'em up:

just a slight change of subject:

good morning — great Friday — to you, buddy.

 

[Psalam]

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20 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

just a slight change of subject:

good morning — great Friday — to you, buddy.

 

 

I looked at yours and thought, "Got Milk?":

 

 

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[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I looked at yours and thought, "Got Milk?":

 

well, then:

Saturday morning, the husband was in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn — a local teen named Bubba — came in to pee. The husband slyly looked over and was shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba was. He got so surprised he asked Bubba what his secret was. "Well," said the kid, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and that sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to tried it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, asked, "Bubba? Is that you?"

yet another (subtle) change of subject,
 

 

 

[worik]

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[Psalam]

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10 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

well, then:

Saturday morning, the husband was in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn — a local teen named Bubba — came in to pee. The husband slyly looked over and was shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba was. He got so surprised he asked Bubba what his secret was. "Well," said the kid, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and that sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to tried it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, asked, "Bubba? Is that you?"

yet another (subtle) change of subject,

 

You should share your joke here.

 

[Psalam]

TOO LATE!!!!

 

9790

[ZenBuddhist]

17 minutes ago, Psalam said:

You should share your joke here.

 

no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago.
as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. ***
sad story; really. ?

 

again, another insignificant change of subject:

 

Spoiler

*** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread!

DAMN! 

late again!

 

[Psalam]

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1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago.
as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. ***
sad story; really. ?

 

again, another insignificant change of subject
 

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*** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread!

 

 

You think I bought that?

 

[Psalam]

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3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago.
as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. ***
sad story; really. ?

 

again, another insignificant change of subject:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

*** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread!

DAMN! 

late again!

 

 

With all these duplicate posts this place is really smoking: