Count to 1,000,000

[worik]

4 hours ago, Hugh Reckum said:

Definitely good stuff to know 

I like the part with the birds and bees much better than this "cosserat rods" thing.

 

Speaking of rods

9658 Glow Pop Boxer

Can be used to keep "rods" from being visible in public.....

.. if you belong to these "clothes-mandatory" types and not to the nudist faction of your society.

[donttouchmethere]

Someone needs a rescue?

 

84-9656 - Booster Pack, Rescue®

 

Can't remember seeing it in my first-aid kit last time I checked ?

[worik]

1 hour ago, donttouchmethere said:

Someone needs a rescue?

They won't help you, but they know someone who could ...

#9657

[donttouchmethere]

21 minutes ago, worik said:

They won't help you, but they know someone who could ...

It's a trap!

but maybe they are out there to help with an totaly diffent issue:

[worik]

7 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

but maybe there are out there to help with an totaly diffent issue:

No need for help if you have one of these:

#9659

They are ancient and they are devine

[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, worik said:

#9659

They are ancient and they are devine

these are also ancient:

 

 

[Psalam]

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14 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

these are also ancient:

 

 

 

Why are you always in such a hurry?

 

La Fleur 4 Model 9660

[worik]

14 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Why are you always in such a hurry?

Because they don't have a modern WR9661

to play pleasing music ?

[ZenBuddhist]

10 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Why are you always in such a hurry?

 

yeap; i guess you're right. i'm always thinking ahead, Psalam.

too many of these, i guess:

 

 

L A T E • A G A I N ! 

 

 

 

[Psalam]

And here's a place to go to in which to relax:

 

[worik]

31 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

L A T E • A G A I N ! 

Spoiler

 

30 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And here's a place to go to in which to relax:

Spoiler

 

Do you two get your pictures sponsored by someone I should know ? ? ?

Wouldn't you prefer to get to know her tailor instead?

  Blush 9663

[Psalam]

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8 minutes ago, worik said:

Do you two get your pictures sponsored by someone I should know ? ? ?

Wouldn't you prefer to get to know her tailor instead?

  Blush 9663

 

This one is "traditional" (does that mean hand made?):

 

traditional african fashion 9664

[ZenBuddhist]

32 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Do you two get your pictures sponsored by someone I should know

 

you probably do; his name is Mr. Google, Worik.

(Lady Yahoo, too; and let's not forget that little brat Mst. Bing, Esq.)

 

32 minutes ago, Psalam said:

This one is "traditional" (does that mean hand made?):

 

hand made — with the help of one of these:

 

 

[worik]

1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said:

you probably do; his name is Mr. Google, Worik. 

(Lady Yahoo, too; and let's not forget that little brat Mst. Bing, Esq.)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=9666&t=ffsb&atb=v145-1&ia=images&iax=images

First result with the safe search turned off:

 

 

[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, worik said:

First result with the safe search turned off:

 

and the first result with the safe search turned on:
 

[worik]

16 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

and the first result with the safe search turned on:

Where is the place for my signature ?

#9668

[ZenBuddhist]

14 minutes ago, worik said:

Where is the place for my signature ?

#9668

 

some (¿soothing?) music for your evening, Lady Worik:

 

 

[Psalam]

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35 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

some (¿soothing?) music for your evening, Lady Worik:

 

 

 

You're right about the source for most of mine, but not all. For less than $96.70 USD:

 

[worik]

33 minutes ago, Psalam said:

You're right about the source for most of mine, but not all. For less than $96.70 USD:

? Might it be even better in contrast to AC 9671 ALMOST NAKED GIGOLO BOXER

[Psalam]

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49 minutes ago, worik said:

? Might it be even better in contrast to AC 9671 ALMOST NAKED GIGOLO BOXER

 

 

and now for an Ent:

 

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiukP7WzLniAhXEnuAKHZ_pA74Qjhx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcommons.wikimedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3A9672_by_N_A_Nazeer.jpg&psig=AOvVaw34T3M2m2KI1tniRqOEnSMB&ust=1558973940636452

 

File:9672 by N A Nazeer.jpg

[ZenBuddhist]

6 hours ago, Psalam said:

and now for an Ent:

 

it's a beautiful ent, buddy. how about we give her/him/it this D’Artagnan Hand Carved Block Meerschaum Pipe?

 

 

 

[Psalam]

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10 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

it's a beautiful ent, buddy. how about we give her/him/it this D’Artagnan Hand Carved Block Meerschaum Pipe?
 

 

Do Ents/Entwives smoke?

 

[ZenBuddhist]

11 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Do Ents/Entwives smoke?

 

well; there is no Law forbidding them to — at least: not yet.

 

[Psalam]

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41 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

well; there is no Law forbidding them to — at least: not yet.

 

Well then, here's to that:

 

Amazon.com: Dreamgirl 9676

[ZenBuddhist]

17 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Well then, here's to that:

 

she's gorgeous — i give you that. 

perhaps together with… er… hmm… that?